What is this, a bad parking party?

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 07/23/2015 at 14:02 • Filed to: None

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Pay close attention to the lines painted on the ground.

Justin Hughes > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/23/2015 at 14:04

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Why? Clearly they didn’t.

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/23/2015 at 14:06

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If only someone had painted lines on the ground which you’d park you car within .....................................................................

Oh what do you know, they did. Go figure.

Some people are so stupid they should have to pay for the oxygen their using.

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/23/2015 at 14:07

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If everyone parks poorly, then no one parks poorly.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/23/2015 at 14:08

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Why? Do the lines mean anything?

CalzoneGolem > TheHondaBro 07/23/2015 at 14:09

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That’s some zen level shit right there.

CalzoneGolem > Svend 07/23/2015 at 14:09

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But instead we all pay for their oxygen.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > TheHondaBro 07/23/2015 at 14:09

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jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/23/2015 at 14:12

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Hey look a badly parked BMW!

thebigbossyboss > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/23/2015 at 14:18

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I gonna come in a park right here!

scoob > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 07/23/2015 at 14:32

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I think you have to kill them by crushing them, and obviously the only way to crush them is to park your 2+ ton vehicle on them.

Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/23/2015 at 14:35

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Park where all those painted lines meet. X marks the spot, right?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 07/23/2015 at 14:35

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Some say they were drawn by the ancient Inca.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svend 07/23/2015 at 14:39

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That rule should also apply to those who use the wrong “they’re”.

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/23/2015 at 14:44

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Sorry dad.

‘oxygen they’re using'. Where do I put my credit card details?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Svend 07/23/2015 at 14:48

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That’s MISTER Dad to you, buddy.

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/23/2015 at 14:56

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I don't have to listen to you, you aren't my real daddy. Lol.

Arrivederci > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/23/2015 at 16:27

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Because Jersey.

NJAnon > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/24/2015 at 17:02

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Millenials...

Too soon? :P